Funny “Bad Therapist” Questions
Please take attempt at humor with a grain of salt, we all need some humor on this path.
“So what did you do to make your parents that upset?”
“Can you rate your trauma on a scale from 1 to 'probably fine’?”
“Do you think your anxiety is just a personality flaw?”
“What would Beyoncé do?” (and not in an empowering way)
“Why do you think your inner child is so needy?”
“Do you want a sticker for crying today?”
“Let’s circle back to your body image issues after swimsuit season.”
“Could you be catastrophizing, or is your life actually just dramatic?”
“Have you tried watching less true crime and more Hallmark movies?”
“I saw a TikTok about that diagnosis. Are you sure it’s real?”
“Let’s skip your childhood and get to the juicy part.”
“You're a Virgo, right? That explains everything.”
“You're not doing recovery wrong—you’re just not manifesting hard enough.”
“I would diagnose you, but Mercury is in retrograde.”
“Have you tried just… not having an eating disorder?”
